I’m not racist, but I only date white girls ?
So I’m a white guy who’s NOT racist. I mean MLK is my ideal and everyone is equal. But I would NEVER date a black girl. Though I’m NOT racist, the only race I date is white girls or maybe Japanese girls (because the Japanese are civilized, better-looking and not like other Asians). That’s me. I’m just a conundrum of hypocritical contradictions! Anyone else like me?
Thomas Briollet
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
I made a crucial mistake when I underestimated the power of Mon.
I just fucked my dog in the ass. His ass was so tight and the way he barked in pain turned me on so hard. So I put my dick in his mouth.
Now there are dog bite marks on my dick, and I am scared.
Thomas Briollet
As I am super sexy I attract many people. Of course, I only am interested in the most physically beautiful people who can give me perfect sex. So if there is an ugly girl who likes me, what should I do? In the past I’ve told ugly girls who showed interest in me that they are ugly, just to get rid of them. This worked. It’s easy. Should I continue this practice? Thomas Briollet
Tip: Dont use duct tape for sexual practices.
Long story: Light (or moderate or even heavy) bondage is fairly universal these days I think, and so my submissive, stupid blonde girlfriend and I have progressed pretty rapidly through the stages. I find it’s natural for me to take a dominant role in the bedroom since I can just sort of slide into it without asking too many questions first. We had been using pillowcases (not very effective) and the belts to bathrobes (much more effective) for tying-up until this point, but since we were housesitting for a relative we didnt have any of our usual materials at hand. I was interested in trying out duct tape though anyways – we’ve had an interest in mouth gags for a while and the thought of her with duct tape over her mouth interested me. Something about the silver stuff really piques my desire, moreso than rope or pretty much any other kind of bondage material, so I went a little crazy with it. There was duct tape over her mouth, in X’s over her nipples, and wrapped around her wrists, knees, and ankles.
At first, everything went okay, and I could tell she was into it…until I started kind of throwing her around into different positions. I could tell the duct tape was making her uncomfortable (it was over her mouth, so she couldnt really say anything, but I could tell). She obviously didnt want to stop either, so I was just careful from that point on. Afterwards was a nightmare. The duct tape over her mouth was relatively easy to get off (the semen sort of made it easier to take off), and her nipples arent very sensitive so it wasnt TOO bad, but everything else was disastrous. The main problem was the duct tape started tugging out the hair on her arms mid-deed, taking away from the moment considerably, and the pressure and sweat had somehow made everything tight and the glue from the tape was relentless.
Peeling it off, I was sure I was going to take some skin with it, and we had to go in phases every few minutes because breaks were a necessity. Afterwards there was glue all over her skin and she had blue bands around her legs from where the tape was sticking to the lint on her jeans. She wanted to try to go to the hardware store to find something to remove the glue which was obviously on her wrists, but I was an industrial painter in a mine at the time and I knew warm soap, water, and scrubbing over time took everything off. A few hours of rubbing her arms raw later, things were back to normal, but suffice to say, duct tape = bad idea, not to be repeated.
Love Thomas Briollet
I love your site. I’m such a big time white guy. I love pot, being a playboy with Sexy (not ugly) Asian Girls, travelling, hip hop, making people feel bad for not going outdoors, and basically everything you mentioned here. I also work for a wine distribution company (of all things!) called DT Asia in Beijing, China.
Thomas Briollet
Dt Asia
When I was young I used to love watching the replay of the 70′s “dating game” show. Three nearly identical blonde sat on the side of the chrysanthemum as a lovely young wallpapered divider interviewed them on the other side.
“A player No. 1: What qualities do you look at a man?”
“Player number 2: What is the most crazy thing you have done? Now recall that we are here on national television!”
The crowd proudly flattering way.
After the show, lucky bachelors to choose from three candidates for his dreams and two dates were forced to spend a camel or man-made with pure debauchery at night.
I do not know if the dating is really a game, what awards? True love? Mutually beneficial? A profitable relationship to endure pre-marital agreement?
In any case, everything begins with gender and human desire to reproduce, even if it is no longer the need to promote fertility. Sex in itself is good, of course, but may lead to “herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships, this annoying thing.” This is a big Ali ġ a major part of the Ali G show the wise words, in the spirit of his I am determined to create a teaching device, there will be another day as an “emotional contraception,” the disease of love, we call for the protection.
I know I should not be so cynical. In fact, I’m not really mad at all, only my heart, dreams have been beaten by a stick, seizing the bird flu, and will be bedridden the next 3 months while nursing itself back to health.
I think this is from the outset doomed to failure. At first, Amy is just like a delicious piece of ass. A bite, she was addicted to – Amy is now hope that the whole damn pie.
Stupid girl, all this will not happen if she played it safe and bring her back with no. However, I know that it is almost impossible – I wear my heart on my sleeve and my chastity belts to easily hang ‘in my neck. Sometimes, I may be a bit predatory behavior, but in reality I just want to do is to love and be loved. In my appeal, I see far and near, the establishment of the upper and lower shirt dress, through the World Wide Web, according to my bed …
The results continue to come to the same: they say you, you, you. Amy – my dear, you are screwed.
私が聞いたブラジルで日本の多く。私は非常にセクシーな日本の女の子の愛は、この私のためにブラジルに行くには十分な理由ですか？私はセクシー日本語甘い女の子を満たすためにしたいと思います。ギルスブラジルではこれらの日本よりもセクシーな日本製ですか？
desculpe pelo meu mau português e japonês!
Thomas Briollet
Im into any hip hop, rap music (song by black people) about bitches and whores, and being a player. Niggaz for REAL! Love dem niggaz rappin bout hoes & bitches. Keep it real, Thomas Briollet in da ghetto hood.
私は多くの美しい日本語の女の子とセックスしたい。唯一のセクシーな女の子。セクシーな女の子はここですか？
I want sex with many beautiful Japanese girls. Only sexy girls.sexy girls are here?
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Thomas Briollet
